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Refunds rewrite the leaderboard.

A successful refund removes the refunded value from leaderboard eligibility. The joke does not override consumer law, provider rules, or legitimate payment problems.

PROFESSIONAL REVIEW REQUIRED

This implementation draft explains the intended product honestly. Qualified counsel must review it for the operator, launch jurisdictions, and Dodo's Merchant of Record requirements before meaningful production volume.

  1. 01

    How to request a refund

    Email support@iamfuckingmillionaire.lol promptly with the account email used at checkout, purchase date, amount, and a concise reason. Do not send card numbers, card security codes, passwords, or identity documents by ordinary email.

    Dodo Payments currently supports merchant-initiated full or partial refunds within 30 days of a successful transaction and returns approved funds to the original payment method. Provider rules, review, payment status, and applicable law determine what can be processed.

  2. 02

    When a request may be appropriate

    Requests are reviewed individually and may include duplicate charges, unauthorized transactions, material technical failure, or a purchase that was not delivered as described.

  3. 03

    What does not automatically qualify

    Being overtaken, losing rank, regretting the purchase, disliking another user's position, or failing to receive a desired social reaction does not by itself make the digital status purchase defective.

    This statement does not remove any cancellation, refund, or consumer right that cannot legally be waived.

  4. 04

    Partial and full refunds

    A partial successful refund reduces the payment's eligible contribution by the refunded amount. A full successful refund reduces that payment's eligible contribution to zero. Rankings, achievements derived from current totals, statistics, and public share availability may change after reconciliation.

  5. 05

    Disputes and timing

    An unresolved payment dispute can temporarily exclude the disputed value from rank. A won or cancelled dispute may restore eligibility; a lost or accepted dispute remains excluded. Bank and provider processing times are outside this site's control.

    This policy requires professional legal and Dodo review before production launch and must be read together with applicable law and Dodo's customer-facing terms.